Hehe.. kurang kerjaan ni, posting tentang "mamasa".. ;p
Hei, there's anybody knows this place??
Thursday, April 27, 2006
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
One day in The White House
Guys...i bet you already know George Bush & Condoleeza Rice
(the guy & the chick in white house..he..he..)
well.. below is a conversation between them (top secret & unpublished)....
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China .
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China .
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China ?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China !
Condi: Hu is leading China
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China ?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China ?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China ?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China ?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars.
:) taken from Mailing list of Agape Choir
(the guy & the chick in white house..he..he..)
well.. below is a conversation between them (top secret & unpublished)....
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China .
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China .
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China ?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China !
Condi: Hu is leading China
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China ?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China ?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China ?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China ?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars.
:) taken from Mailing list of Agape Choir
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Buletin Friendster
1. Tadi malem keluar kemana?
=> Turun dari patas, minum kelapa muda di warung favorit ;)
2. Apa yang kamu tunggu2 bulan ini?
=> My Mom. She'll be at jakarta this month.
3. Benda apa yang kamu pegang di
tangan kiri?
=> Tadi sih, Tas. sekarang.. tuts keyboard.
4. Rencana weekend mo kemana?
=> Mau kursus, trus luluran dan pijit ama mba lulu. Huaahh.. pengeeennn...
5. Semalam tidur jam brp?
=> 21.30. :)
6. Lagu apa/siapa yang terakhir
didengerin?
=> I Believe in You by. Duncan James & Keedie.
7. Apa yang mau kamu lakukan 3 jam ke
depan?
=> Lanjut persiapan belajar.
8. Kenapa kamu mikirin dia sekarang?
=> Mikirin sapa? kok sok tahu ya... ;/
9.Kenapa kamu jawab pertanyan2 ini?
=> Lha, orang balik nanya kok...
10. Sebutin nama2 orang yang kamu
temuin tadi?
=> Hm.. bangun tidur langsung ketemu ama suster, mba lulu, queenie dan dedy.
11. Kapan terakhir kali baca
majalah/koran, apa?
=> Tadi malam, saat pub. ;p
12. biasanya brp lama kamu mandi?
=> 20 menit atau 1/2 jam
13.Kapan terakhir nangis?
=> Tadi malam, saat sate.
14. Apa yang bikin kamu nangis?
=> Hm.. karena kasih dan berkat Tuhan.
15. Apa yang bikin kamu bahagia?
=> Bersyukur atas hidup ini.
16. Keadaan temen2 deket kamu
sekarang?
=> Lagi pada sibuk kerja ya?
17. Barang apa yang kamu inginkan saat
ini?
=> Sarung HP yang bisa untuk 2 sekaligus.
18. Lagu fav. kamu yg akhir2 ini sering
kamu dengerin?
=> Samsons's
19. Gimana lirik yang sering tiba2 kamu
inget?
=> Kalo lirik.. malahan yang ini ni: "For the first time.. when i looking in your eyes.. for the first time.. i see who you are..."
20. Apa peristiwa memalukan yang
terjadi bulan ini?
=> Ngga ada.
22. Apa yang kamu benci dari diri kamu
sekarang?
=> Masih tidak bisa menahan diri
23. Kemana AKHIR minggu kemarin?
=> Ke Gereja, Paskah Subuh dan Hanamasa PIM
24. Apa makanan kesukaan kamu
skarang2 ini?
=> Sayur2an. (huek.)
25. Apa minuman kesukaan kamu
sekarang ini?
=> Kelapa Muda!!!
26. Kamu suka pergi kemana skrg2 ini?
=> Ke Gereja.
27. Kamu biasanya dipanggil apa?
=> Shinta. Tata. Maya. B****t
28. Besok rencana kamu apa?
=> Ke kantor lagi.
29. terakhir apa yang kamu rasain?
=> Seneng.
=> Turun dari patas, minum kelapa muda di warung favorit ;)
2. Apa yang kamu tunggu2 bulan ini?
=> My Mom. She'll be at jakarta this month.
3. Benda apa yang kamu pegang di
tangan kiri?
=> Tadi sih, Tas. sekarang.. tuts keyboard.
4. Rencana weekend mo kemana?
=> Mau kursus, trus luluran dan pijit ama mba lulu. Huaahh.. pengeeennn...
5. Semalam tidur jam brp?
=> 21.30. :)
6. Lagu apa/siapa yang terakhir
didengerin?
=> I Believe in You by. Duncan James & Keedie.
7. Apa yang mau kamu lakukan 3 jam ke
depan?
=> Lanjut persiapan belajar.
8. Kenapa kamu mikirin dia sekarang?
=> Mikirin sapa? kok sok tahu ya... ;/
9.Kenapa kamu jawab pertanyan2 ini?
=> Lha, orang balik nanya kok...
10. Sebutin nama2 orang yang kamu
temuin tadi?
=> Hm.. bangun tidur langsung ketemu ama suster, mba lulu, queenie dan dedy.
11. Kapan terakhir kali baca
majalah/koran, apa?
=> Tadi malam, saat pub. ;p
12. biasanya brp lama kamu mandi?
=> 20 menit atau 1/2 jam
13.Kapan terakhir nangis?
=> Tadi malam, saat sate.
14. Apa yang bikin kamu nangis?
=> Hm.. karena kasih dan berkat Tuhan.
15. Apa yang bikin kamu bahagia?
=> Bersyukur atas hidup ini.
16. Keadaan temen2 deket kamu
sekarang?
=> Lagi pada sibuk kerja ya?
17. Barang apa yang kamu inginkan saat
ini?
=> Sarung HP yang bisa untuk 2 sekaligus.
18. Lagu fav. kamu yg akhir2 ini sering
kamu dengerin?
=> Samsons's
19. Gimana lirik yang sering tiba2 kamu
inget?
=> Kalo lirik.. malahan yang ini ni: "For the first time.. when i looking in your eyes.. for the first time.. i see who you are..."
20. Apa peristiwa memalukan yang
terjadi bulan ini?
=> Ngga ada.
22. Apa yang kamu benci dari diri kamu
sekarang?
=> Masih tidak bisa menahan diri
23. Kemana AKHIR minggu kemarin?
=> Ke Gereja, Paskah Subuh dan Hanamasa PIM
24. Apa makanan kesukaan kamu
skarang2 ini?
=> Sayur2an. (huek.)
25. Apa minuman kesukaan kamu
sekarang ini?
=> Kelapa Muda!!!
26. Kamu suka pergi kemana skrg2 ini?
=> Ke Gereja.
27. Kamu biasanya dipanggil apa?
=> Shinta. Tata. Maya. B****t
28. Besok rencana kamu apa?
=> Ke kantor lagi.
29. terakhir apa yang kamu rasain?
=> Seneng.
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